Mullets with Motives

"When I have a kid, I want him to have a mullet at some point.

Hide the livestock.

" Budde's head remains still, but he eyes Lebowitz quizzically. "You're like 'A Boy Named Sue.' You're trying to make him tougher by giving him a mullet?"

Probably not, but it isn't the first misguided thing to emerge from the vanity trade on a coastal resort town in California.

Carson Budde is heading to Rhode Island this weekend to meet his girlfriend’s family.