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27 August 2012

If You Say So

On the Vikings' Jared Allen:
Mullets are awesome, let's be honest.

25 August 2012

There's GOT to be Another Way!

A Chirpractor is Growing a mullet to save lives Agassiz-Harrison Observer:
An Agassiz chiropractor is donning a mullet these days, and he's itching to be rid of it. Dr. Darren Paul has dropped his modern, clean cut look for the summer and is growing out his hair in the shaggy style more suited to the 1980s.

17 August 2012

The Wisdom of our Elders

A little old lady walking with a cane asked the pilot as she disembarked the plane after a rough landing:

"Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"

13 August 2012

The Abuse, Forshame the Abuse!

Australia: Boy tied to tree, has mullet cut off.
A Sydney 14-year-old boy has been tied to a tree and had his mullet hair cut off in what is believed to be a school retaliation. Police said the boy was riding his BMX bike through Tandarra Reserve at Shalvey, in Sydney's west, when he was ambushed by four males...
Four males indeed... Mullet attack: woman and three teens charged over boy's bashing.

Keep on Truckin’

As if U-Bahn, S-Bahn, and shoe leather weren’t enough.

09 August 2012

Alert the Media!

Oh, wait. It IS the media. Derek Holland plans to shave mustache
Derek Holland, who cut his hair prior to his previous start, plans on shaving his mustache Wednesday morning. "I think it's gone long enough," Holland said.
Stunningly, this was not a reference to the press.

08 August 2012

Non-Crisis and Non-Cause-for-Alarm Forces PR Jokers into High Gear

Plan Bee.. how City banks are trying to save the humble bee
There is an acute bee crisis in the UK so putting them on top of the Stock Exchange seemed to make sense,"
Stunningly bad alliterations aside, no more than anywhere else, but, like, whatever.

07 August 2012

Cronicles of Pointless People

Carrie Keagan Wants to Rock Nicki Minaj's "Backwards Mullet" Hair:
Carrie Keagan, host of VH1's Big Morning Buzz Live chats with Us Weekly about the history of hair in music. From Joan Jett's shag 'do, Cyndi Lauper's "highlighter yellow" hair color and Macy Grey's afro,