12 November 2013
Call Bruce WillisNo, you call him. Dudes from Jersey creep me out.
London - A fleet of kamikaze spacecraft could be used to defend Earth against asteroid strikes The robotic vessels would change the direction of any threatening space rock to prevent it from crashing into the planet.Or not.
Under the plans, member nations will share information in an International Asteroid Warning Group, allowing space agencies to pool their brainpower to come up with the best way of deflecting any incoming objects.I guess the intrepid "journalist" (let's call him Tin Tin for now) doesn't get that the PLANE wasn't the Kamikaze, the pilot was, and that he is more than welcome to participate in the "beta test", being part of that pool of exemplary "brainpower."
10 November 2013
Entomologist shares idea to solve bee crisis
Dr. Spivak’s approach relies on nature’s law of the survival of the fittest (natural selection), and some encouragement from humans (artificial selection).A glimmer of hope! Someone has the good sense to do nothing. We need to find a big word for this.
09 November 2013
08 November 2013
07 November 2013
Apocalypse called for by 2065 moved to 2031, then to 2032: Russian scientists discover dangerous asteroid
Asteroid 2013 UG1 was discovered by Russian astronomers using MASTER ... asteroid that is headed on a dangerous trajectory towards the Earth in 2032.400-metre asteroid sighted may 'blow up the earth' in 2032:
A LARGE asteroid has been discovered zipping past Earth that astronomers say is dangerous and will return ... ASTEROID HEADING TOWARDS NEW YORK?Hang on to your fedora. Start hoarding Lucky Strikes. 2031 will come to decimate Gotham in 2032.
06 November 2013
Astronomers in Siberia Locate an Asteroid Headed for Earth in 2065:
Recently scientists in the Crimea discovered another potentially hazardous 410-metre asteroid that is headed on a dangerous trajectory towards the EarthUnited Nations agrees to establish Asteroid Warning Group
03 November 2013
25 October 2013
... their [sic] bitter foes but they're really singing from the same song sheet in the hair department and it may as well be the Vandals' punk celebration of the mullet.