Hair Crime: Life on the Street

Sam Frost says The Bachelorette ruined her hair after having it styled FOUR times a day

"I've got a bit of a mullet happening."

The fate of the underclass keeps me up at night. By which I mean the AUDIENCE.

How Bowie Pushed the Boudaires of Looking Wide Eyed, Paralyzed in Fear

How David Bowie pushed the boundaries of gendered fashion

It was the result of his ex-wife's habit of playing dress up with him in a strange attempt to experiment with taking away his manhood. Wisely, he left her.

A Moose Lodge for Our Degenerate, Knuckle-dragging Age

Meet the Travelling Jagrs

Armed with black mullet wigs, the Travelling Jagrs are starting to make a name for themselves:

"He had some epic hair back in the day"

Some Things Will Never Change

Mum says the mullet must go However, intelligence indicates that she has been saying this since 1982, without any sign of success.

Please issue an APB for this "Humour" Thing

Because they need some of it airdropped as soon as possible. Javier's hair humour:

The 44-year-old star also finds hair plays a big role in getting to know someone.

This Would Never Have become the Subject of a John Huston Feature Film

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre The Football Mullets of Medellin: In the city of Medellin in Colombia, the mullet is not just a haircut. It is much, much more than that.

... their [sic] bitter foes but they're really singing from the same song sheet in the hair department and it may as well be the Vandals' punk celebration of the mullet.

If You Say So

On the Vikings' Jared Allen:

Mullets are awesome, let's be honest.

There's GOT to be Another Way!

A Chirpractor is Growing a mullet to save lives Agassiz-Harrison Observer:

An Agassiz chiropractor is donning a mullet these days, and he's itching to be rid of it. Dr. Darren Paul has dropped his modern, clean cut look for the summer and is growing out his hair in the shaggy style more suited to the 1980s.

The Abuse, Forshame the Abuse!

Australia: Boy tied to tree, has mullet cut off.

A Sydney 14-year-old boy has been tied to a tree and had his mullet hair cut off in what is believed to be a school retaliation. Police said the boy was riding his BMX bike through Tandarra Reserve at Shalvey, in Sydney's west, when he was ambushed by four males...

Four males indeed... Mullet attack: woman and three teens charged over boy's bashing.

Cronicles of Pointless People

Carrie Keagan Wants to Rock Nicki Minaj's "Backwards Mullet" Hair:

Carrie Keagan, host of VH1's Big Morning Buzz Live chats with Us Weekly about the history of hair in music. From Joan Jett's shag 'do, Cyndi Lauper's "highlighter yellow" hair color and Macy Grey's afro,

Ziggy Stardust meets Marketing Whiz

The Atlantic reports on a scary new trend in playing with your hair from the most unserious place on earth. Skandinavian style peddler offers Vintage Video Games, Retro Haircuts and a generalized air of wierdness.

Bobby, a hybrid hair salon-toy store in Copenhagen celebrates the games and geek culture of the 1970s-1990s. Bobby Ågren, who sports a mushroom-meets-mullet hairstyle

This goes some length to explaining their anomalously high suicide rate.

Little is New in this Life, 'Tis it Not?

attorney objects to smear tactics

Mr. Mullet is charged with one count of conspiracy and five counts of hate crimes pertaining to each hair-cutting assault, in addition to two counts of obstructing justice by trying to destroy evidence and one count of lying to FBI agents

Curiously, Mr. Pompadour, highly dependant on smearing whatnot on his glory, was not charged with anything at all.

It's a Polite Way of Saying "Hello, I'm Tedious and Vapid"

Berlin, a city where being individualistic always seems to mean sheepishly following one dingbat style cult or another, is holding a "hipster festival. Gack. Most of them think the former east is charming. In other words: hide the children and the livestock.

The Safety of Civilization is at Stake, Dammit!!!

Four Amish Women Added To That Federal Hair-Cutting Indictment Yes, someone made a Federal case out of it...

And You Though that it Just Didn't Matter

The $3873 mullet

RICK McLoughlin reckons his new short hairstyle is much lower maintenance than the mullet he has worn for years. Rick, who works as a safety adviser at Gorgon Construction Village on Barrow Island, sacrificed his crowning glory and in the process.

The HuffPo Reader's Idea of "Street Cred"

One can only wonder where they think that street is - or rather at least what part of Northeast Philadelphia they think it is.

'Part-Time Hair Piece, Full-Time Lady-Getter'

You go, "Lady-Getter" ( ...? ! ?... )

Clearly, it has worked: After selling out of their stock of 2000, the couple just placed an order for 10000 additional mullets. So let's get to the most important question: Are the mullets synthetic or real human hair?

Important, indeed. Almost as important as parading you're wife's silly ironic name.

My wife Morgan went to high school with a friend that originally had this idea. He had the stuff sent over from China and had a prototype made, but let it go. We were in Cabo in 2010 and a group of tourists walked by with real mullets, and we both agreed that we should talk to our friend about getting the business off the ground.

Their choice in vacation locales says the rest.

Hair on the Sports Page Again

Someone, please find me a hockey fan to whom this could possibly matter:

ESPN: Kane opts for playoff beard over mullet

Bill Smith/NHLI/Getty Images Patrick Kane grew a playoff mullet instead of a beard in 2010. Youthful-looking forward Patrick Kane garnered national attention when he grew a playoff mullet two years ago as the Hawks went on to capture the Stanley Cup.

Questions no-one is Asking

About the ignoble mullet.

Should Eighties girls stick to referencing the clothes or the music rather than the hair? Do you even like Eighties-inspired hair? Is the Eighties the decade the stylish should just forget? Hi [sic] did see a great mullet/rooster harido the other day.

Heavens, no, child.

When Academia and Esoterica Attack

Dramaturgical Experiences with Hair:

On Thursday March 29th between 12:30 and 2:00pmthe Sociology program will have a guest speaker - Dr. Meghan Probstfield from Indian River State College - to present his work in progress titled “Dramaturgical Experiences with Hair: The Experiential Story of the Longhaired, Mullet, Conventional, Mohawk Wearing, Burrhead."

It all just sounds so inspiring, I must say, and it might even explain this: Man in mullet wig robs Melbourne bank

Workers in a busy Melbourne shopping hub joked that a strange man in a mullet wig and sunglasses looked like he was about to rob a bank.

Minutes later, he did.

The man entered the NAB’s Burke Road branch in Camberwell about 10.45am today, armed with a double-barrelled, sawn-off shotgun and demanded $20 and $50 notes from the teller, police said.

In Case You Missed This Years' Literary Season

Lewie's List - Great Mullets of Australian Rules Football.

AFL Photos This West Aussie had a mullet until moving his style into a Samurai-type appearance. We were kind to bother Glen by not looking for some of his early 1990s pics. Allen Jakovich took pride in his hairstyle.

Yes, they're actually supposed to be a sports rag.