News Digest from the Fake-Crisis Management Center, no. 2011\07B

Scary bee eugenics replaces bee crisis

Building A Super Bee To Save Us From A Food Crisis

Mite-resistant bees are probably not the panacea to our bee crisis. Because while mites and viruses certainly contribute to our bee problems.

And you though that THEY thought that Genetically Modified Organisms are BAAAAAD.