Help! Do Something Now of the World will run out of Internet!

To which I say "just go back to buying dirty magazines!"

What broadband crisis?

Limited interest in online information suggests a worrisome lack of curiosity, but it doesn't imply an infrastructure crisis, or justify the $7.2 billion proposal to expand broadband deployment.

By which they nmean to say, getting teh government into the business of selling internet service.

That "worrisome lack of curiosity" is the crushing sound of people not buying the call to fund a fake solution to a fake crisis.