I can't Believe I missed this One

Missoula PD searching for missing man

He is missing most of his teeth, has a mustache and thinning mullet style hair. He stands 6'3" tall and weighs 310 pounds. He last seen on foot.

You've gotta keep an eye out for those thinning mullets.

Denglish 101

This guy has has the patois nailed.

ME: “Honey, would you like to watch 127 Hours with me?

THE WIFE: “HELL yeah. Is it a movie or a dokumentation?”

Privacy is a Thing of the Past

Gotham, the City that never Sleeps, etal.: Explaining the Mullet Dude on Spring Street [Video]

Wednesday morning, we published a piece about an insanely coiffed mullet spotted on Spring Street. The dude sporting the classic hair style (along with tropical shorts) had a message, but it was abundantly clear.

Mullet Trash Talk

Yo

Q: Who had a better mullet? You or the Big Unit?
Charlton: Probably the Big Unit. But it was close.

And You Thought You Knew Everything you Needed to Know About the Mullet

Well, you don't!

Compare and Contrast

"All the other large and small nationalities and peoples are destined to perish before long in the revolutionary world storm… these residual fragments of peoples always become fanatical standard-bearers of counter-revolution and remain so until their complete extirpation or loss of their national character… [A general war will] wipe out all these petty hidebound nations, down to their very names. The next world war will result in the disappearance from the face of the earth not only of reactionary classes and dynasties, but also of entire reactionary peoples. And that, too, is a step forward."

- Friedrich Engels, "The Magyar Struggle," Neue Rheinische Zeitung, January 13, 1849

“As the Imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map,”

Elsewhere

“There is no doubt that the new wave (of attacks) in Palestine will wipe off this stigma (Israel) from the face of the Islamic world, ...”

- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, “The World without Zionism.”

News Digest from the Fake-Crisis Management Center, no. 2010\11-C

Caclulate your new found Paranoia, my friends!

How Afraid of Asteroids Should You Be?
ScienceBlogs

I don't know, you tell me.

Otherwise there's always what youd normally expect from San Fransisco

Elsewhere, our elders speak with authority...

Self-claimed UFO Abductee Billy Meier's Warnings On Asteroid Strikes

Kulturschande 101

Syria: It isn't that way for a lack of skill, ambition, or resources. It's caused by their increasingly de-christianized culture, tempered by half a century of Ba'athist fascistic Socialism.

Homs: a 5 year old boy is married off to a 3 year old girl.

Berlin's B-Z:

For little Khaled (5) and his fiancé Hala, two years his junior, the ceremony in the Syrian city of Homs was probably just a game. But their parents are serious: If the kids are younger than 15 and 13 years old, they can be married according to the will of their parents.

Local and international human rights groups are up in arms against the engagement. In Syria, the marriage of minors is not unusual.

Let's see if those “international human rights” types will, after all of these decades demonstrate their usefulness and efficacy. Don't hold your breath.