Hair Crimes!

A SERIAL bank robber has been dubbed the Bad Hair Bandit after carrying out more than 20 successful raids in an array of dodgy WIGS.

The woman's disguises have included blonde dreadlocks, a stringy mullet, a badly fitting bob and cascading chestnut waves.

Paranoid and Mulleted is no way to go Through Life, Son

Worried? When Your Do is a Don't

This time around, I managed to get past the dreaded "growing it out over my ears" stage, and the "looks a little like a Billy Ray Cyrus Mullet"

So don't. Or maybe get a haircut, and stop making us listen to you talk about yourself.

Dude! I’m Sooooo Wasted

Camel milk, camel steak, camel headcheese, camel florentine...



I dream of camels all day and night. I think they mightbe, like, after me or something sometimes. Mmmmmm... Camels.

Fake Crisis Ill Suited to Address Political Crisis

Internal reform won't fix Labor's crisis

The Australian:

The most dramatic, so far, has been the disastrous roof insulation scheme. But the big cannons are lined up: the re-regulation of the labour market, the gamble on the government-owned National Broadband Network rollout and a vast defence procurement agenda based on Australian industry, a fiscal and defence crisis in the making. Each testifies to Labor's revived faith in regulation and de facto protectionism.

This Valentine's Day: show some love for older Australians, Prime Minister: fund quality aged care.(Aged care campaign)(Julia Gillard): An article from: Australian Nursing Journal

News Digest from the Fake-Crisis Management Center, no. 2011\2-C

When did Einstein enter into this?

Einstein was right - honey bee collapse threatens global food security
Telegraph.co.uk

The bee crisis has been treated as a niche concern until now, but as the UN's index of food prices hits an all time-high, it is becoming urgent to know whether the plight of the honey bee risks further exhausting our food security.

How long will it take for some "bee constituency" starts implying that their pet panic-issue IS the cause of comodity prices?

News Digest from the Fake-Crisis Management Center, no. 2011\1-C

New pesticides are 'killing honeybee population worldwide'
Daily Mail

Over the last few years, scientists have been baffled by the bee crisis in Britain, America and Europe which has seen numbers plummet in a decade.

ARE they, or COULD they?

The claims, which appear in an unpublished study carried out at the US Department of Agriculture's Bee Research Laboratory, add to the evidence that pesticides are partly responsible for the mysterious decline of one of the world's best loved insects.

So, You Milk the Bull, yes?

In Spain it is now becoming increasingly difficult to show children the ways in which a man and a woman are different:

Europe's top court has declared that working fathers in Spain are entitled to take 'breastfeeding leave' everyday, even if the mother of the child is not employed.

Of course this is just a shrugged-shoulder matter of simply employing logic without any intent, rather than for judicial reasoning. Is the employed husband of an unemployed woman going to run home to attend to the wife’s nursing? Sure he is, right after he stops bitch slapping her.

The new legislation means that both the mother and father are allowed to leave work for an hour during the day or reduce their working day by half an hour during the first nine months following the birth of a child.

The European Union Court of Justice in Luxembourg ruled on Thursday that the Spanish law caused an "unjustified discrimination on grounds of sex" because fathers do not have the same rights as mothers.

The way to a European’s heart, and EU institutions know this, is for governments to be appearing to give people something for nothing, and this sounds like just that.