Hair Crime: Life on the Street

Sam Frost says The Bachelorette ruined her hair after having it styled FOUR times a day

"I've got a bit of a mullet happening."

The fate of the underclass keeps me up at night. By which I mean the AUDIENCE.

Questions one Cannot Un-Ask

"Kid mullet" is not a new comic book superhero for a folically questioning age, but rather a kid who will spend a few decades trying to live down that which lives foreever on the net. Dad asks daughter why she gave herself a haircut

Ansleigh says she was just practicing, but her dad says if she practices more, she's going to run out of hair.

Sly 3 year old kids these days! They know how to post videos on the net! In a sane universe, this wouldn't happen - and if it did would be called child abuse by "oversharing".

How Bowie Pushed the Boudaires of Looking Wide Eyed, Paralyzed in Fear

How David Bowie pushed the boundaries of gendered fashion

It was the result of his ex-wife's habit of playing dress up with him in a strange attempt to experiment with taking away his manhood. Wisely, he left her.

Some Things Will Never Change

Mum says the mullet must go However, intelligence indicates that she has been saying this since 1982, without any sign of success.

Please issue an APB for this "Humour" Thing

Because they need some of it airdropped as soon as possible. Javier's hair humour:

The 44-year-old star also finds hair plays a big role in getting to know someone.

This Would Never Have become the Subject of a John Huston Feature Film

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre The Football Mullets of Medellin: In the city of Medellin in Colombia, the mullet is not just a haircut. It is much, much more than that.

... their [sic] bitter foes but they're really singing from the same song sheet in the hair department and it may as well be the Vandals' punk celebration of the mullet.

If You Say So

On the Vikings' Jared Allen:

Mullets are awesome, let's be honest.

There's GOT to be Another Way!

A Chirpractor is Growing a mullet to save lives Agassiz-Harrison Observer:

An Agassiz chiropractor is donning a mullet these days, and he's itching to be rid of it. Dr. Darren Paul has dropped his modern, clean cut look for the summer and is growing out his hair in the shaggy style more suited to the 1980s.

The Abuse, Forshame the Abuse!

Australia: Boy tied to tree, has mullet cut off.

A Sydney 14-year-old boy has been tied to a tree and had his mullet hair cut off in what is believed to be a school retaliation. Police said the boy was riding his BMX bike through Tandarra Reserve at Shalvey, in Sydney's west, when he was ambushed by four males...

Four males indeed... Mullet attack: woman and three teens charged over boy's bashing.

Alert the Media!

Oh, wait. It IS the media. Derek Holland plans to shave mustache

Derek Holland, who cut his hair prior to his previous start, plans on shaving his mustache Wednesday morning. "I think it's gone long enough," Holland said.

Stunningly, this was not a reference to the press.

Cronicles of Pointless People

Carrie Keagan Wants to Rock Nicki Minaj's "Backwards Mullet" Hair:

Carrie Keagan, host of VH1's Big Morning Buzz Live chats with Us Weekly about the history of hair in music. From Joan Jett's shag 'do, Cyndi Lauper's "highlighter yellow" hair color and Macy Grey's afro,

Little is New in this Life, 'Tis it Not?

attorney objects to smear tactics

Mr. Mullet is charged with one count of conspiracy and five counts of hate crimes pertaining to each hair-cutting assault, in addition to two counts of obstructing justice by trying to destroy evidence and one count of lying to FBI agents

Curiously, Mr. Pompadour, highly dependant on smearing whatnot on his glory, was not charged with anything at all.

When Academia and Esoterica Attack

Dramaturgical Experiences with Hair:

On Thursday March 29th between 12:30 and 2:00pmthe Sociology program will have a guest speaker - Dr. Meghan Probstfield from Indian River State College - to present his work in progress titled “Dramaturgical Experiences with Hair: The Experiential Story of the Longhaired, Mullet, Conventional, Mohawk Wearing, Burrhead."

It all just sounds so inspiring, I must say, and it might even explain this: Man in mullet wig robs Melbourne bank

Workers in a busy Melbourne shopping hub joked that a strange man in a mullet wig and sunglasses looked like he was about to rob a bank.

Minutes later, he did.

The man entered the NAB’s Burke Road branch in Camberwell about 10.45am today, armed with a double-barrelled, sawn-off shotgun and demanded $20 and $50 notes from the teller, police said.

In Case You Missed This Years' Literary Season

Lewie's List - Great Mullets of Australian Rules Football.

AFL Photos This West Aussie had a mullet until moving his style into a Samurai-type appearance. We were kind to bother Glen by not looking for some of his early 1990s pics. Allen Jakovich took pride in his hairstyle.

Yes, they're actually supposed to be a sports rag.

The Criminal Catwalk Report

"Would-be thieves" caught on CCTV

This is Gloucestershire, UK

The first is slim, in his early 20s and with black hair in a 'mullet' style. He has "noticeably" bushy eyebrows and was smartly dressed in a black,

Yes, they call this crime reporting.

I can't Believe I missed this One

Missoula PD searching for missing man

He is missing most of his teeth, has a mustache and thinning mullet style hair. He stands 6'3" tall and weighs 310 pounds. He last seen on foot.

You've gotta keep an eye out for those thinning mullets.

Something to Get Cranked About

#Occupy #Mullet ! ! !

Protest This: Hair stylists who don't look at the picture you brought in.

That's called a mullet.

He goes further into the land of the overraught:

Elvis was right when he said, "a little less conversation, a little more action, please."

Among the Impressionable: People Who Pay for Premium Cable

The Chicago Tribune reports that:

HBO's 'Boardwalk Empire' sparks demand for men's retro haircut

It's not really a MULLET we're talking about here, but we'll let them have their "fun".

It's actually just another collection of over-the-top adjectives being tossed around about the empty lives of hipsters.

"Most places around the country, the style is slightly less exaggerated," Ash says. "And the more severe James Darmody look is one we're seeing stronger in our major metropolitan areas where there's a little more high fashion.... [Men in] Los Angeles, New York and Miami seem to prefer more of an extreme look, where it's much shorter through the sides and longer and more artsy on top."

"art-say" !!! Spoken like someone who never kissed a girl, if you asked me.

It Makes Biafra look like a Sandbox Fight!

Amish beard-cutting war out of control

Aging Supermodel Mullets in the News

It seems we're supposed to get excited about this: Kate Moss covers Vogue as Bowie

With her blonde hair styled into a distinctive mullet, the 37-year-old model is a note-perfect copy of the Aladdin Sane character Bowie created in 1973.

Ziggy Stardust, and the entire cultural buzz that it really wasn't predates Moss' birth by a year.

As there was no enormous rash of either UFO obsessiveness or a newfound ken for crossdressing, one could say that the entire identity engineering thing was a miserable failure. No-one tell Kate Moss that though.