Retro Spooks

Heard today was an old-timey relic of the distant ago, a number station.  It was heard as clearly as Radio Habana Cuba was on the same frequency a few hours earlier.  Yup, I turned on the radio, and it was just there.

Captian Lou is Watching You Poop

Little is New in this Life, 'Tis it Not?

attorney objects to smear tactics

Mr. Mullet is charged with one count of conspiracy and five counts of hate crimes pertaining to each hair-cutting assault, in addition to two counts of obstructing justice by trying to destroy evidence and one count of lying to FBI agents

Curiously, Mr. Pompadour, highly dependant on smearing whatnot on his glory, was not charged with anything at all.

Parking Wars

This great moment in criminal justice comes from the disgustingly gemütlich city of Augsburg:

A DISPUTE over a parking space in the southern German city of Augsburg turned deadly when an irate man who threatened his neighbour with an axe was shot dead by police.

So, like, don't touch his ride, bitches.

It's a Polite Way of Saying "Hello, I'm Tedious and Vapid"

Berlin, a city where being individualistic always seems to mean sheepishly following one dingbat style cult or another, is holding a "hipster festival. Gack. Most of them think the former east is charming. In other words: hide the children and the livestock.

“You can eat those???”

An outsider considers the humble peep.

Colleague: “Aw, those are cute.” Me: “This is a typical American Easter candy. Try one!” Stunned colleague: “You can eat those???”

All I have to say is... :-)